terinspirasi dari omongan keyne GG
cuma buat joke doang ini, jgn dianggep srius ckck
kalo dpikir" jdi cowo ad ga enaknya juga --"
pdhl gw selalu mikir jadi cowo tuh kyknya ga ribet
lebih enak lah pokoknya
tapi gara" keyne gw jadi mikir bner jg omongan dy wkwkw
kalo cewe pake clana gpp. tpi kalo cowo pake rok, dibilang BANCI.
kalo cewe pake jas gpp. tpi kalo cowo pake dress (ok ini freak, dibilang BANCI.
kalo cewe ngajak ribut cowo gpp. tpi kalo cowo yg ngajak ribut cewe, dibilang BANCI.
kalo cewe tomboy gpp, tpi kalo cowo brgaya kyk cewe, dibilang BANCI.
kalo cewe ngambek pda blg wajar, tpi kalo cowo ngambek, dibilang BANCI.
kalo cewe cengeng pada blg kalo cewe emg gitu, tpi kalo cowo ngambek, dibilang BANCI.
dan yg terakhir & yg paling penting:
kalo cewe ga pernah pcrn dibilang alim, tpi kalo cowo ga pernah pcrn dibilang HOMO
WKWKWKKWKWKW NGAKAK
soalnya waktu senbud lg maen game ap gitu pas baru masuk,
guru gw iseng ngomong "yg pernah pcrn paling banyak sampe yg pcrn paling dikit"
maksudnya org yg paling bnyak pcrn itu hrus brdiri di barisan pling depan, yg paling dikit dibelakang
kebetulan klompok gw itu ad viol, keyne, miceng, justin, babi (apong), ama gw
gw : "vi lw ngaku brp x?" ==
viol : "3x aja gw, soalnya yg 2x itu gajelas"
gw : "gw brp x y? =="
keyne : "yoi pong kita 0 *toss ama apong* (jomblo mksudnya wkwkkwkw)"
nah si viol di paling dpan
si justin ama miceng 2x jadi di tengah
trus gw ngomong gni ke keyne
gw : "aduh key gw di paling blkg aja deh sma lw lw pada =="
keyne : "apaan lw pernah juga, di depan lw (ngusir ckck)"
gw : "malu nih gw. ckck =="
yauda nih akhirnya gw dibelakang viol alias di barisan ke2 dri 6 org WKWKKWW
kan giliran ditanya ama guru gw, kelompok gw jawab nih
viol : "3x"
gw : "errrr........ sama kyk viol deh"
trus si justin ama miceng jawab 2x
yg dibelakang si keyne ama apong pd ngaku + bilang kalo blm pernah
eh terus si edward (dri klompok laen) ngomong "homo!" smbil ketawa" tpi nunjuk ke apong.
WKWKWKWKW NGAKAK GW SI APONG DIKATAIN MAHO. GG~
LOL
Senin, 10 Januari 2011
Senin, 03 Januari 2011
iseng aj A___A
* Tsundere (Harsh Outside-Gentle Inside)
[/] You come off as sort of aloof to other people.
[x] In public, you intentionally refrain from showing much weakness
[x] You have a secret obsession with something cute.
[x] You pretend that you hate your crush even though you really love him/her.
[ ] You blush when people point out your sensitivities.
[ ] You blush when people tell sexual jokes.
Total: 3,5
* Yandere (Gentle Outside-Harsh Inside)
[ ] You’re very sweet and kind in public.
[ ] When romance becomes a topic of discussion, people say your personality changes drastically.
[/] You know some sort of martial art, swordplay, or otherwise
[/] You have a crush who you’d literally kill for.
[ ] You have a pet-peeve that makes you snap.
[ ] Schizophrenic? (<~ i dont understand this one =w=)
Total: 1
* Meganekko (Girl/Guy-with-Glasses Character)
[x] You have glasses.
[x] You are/can sometimes/always be clumsy, ditzy, or absent-minded.
[/] You are always very polite in your speech.
[x] You are fairly intelligent in some field.
[x] You take discipline seriously.
[ ] You have some sort of fetish for something.
Total: 4,5
* Tsukkomi (Angry Guy)
[x] You have friend(s) who often make dumb or embarrassing remarks.
[ ] You smack/beat up this friend in some way.
[ ] You do your best to maintain a calm facade, only to be thwarted by this friend.
[/] If you & your friend were a yin-yang, you’d be the “yin” (yin for the cold trait)
[/] You swear a lot.
[ ] You try to bring out the more serious side of your ridiculous friend.
Total: 2
* Boke (Dumb Guy)
[X] You often make silly or embarrassing comments.
[/] You like annoying the heck out of your best friend.
[x] You often get beaten up by your friend in some way, but you take it in good stride.
[x] If you & your friend were a yin-yang, you’d be the “yang”.
[x] You are normally very laid-back and carefree.
[x] You try to bring out the happier side of your angry friend.
Total: 5,5
* Nadeshiko (Perfect Wife)
[/] You are always, almost overly, polite.
[ ] You love traditional Japanese culture.
[ ] You often wear either a kimono, yukata (summer cotton kimono), or apron.
[ ] You’re an excellent cook.
[ ] You are hardly ever angry.
[ ] You have really long hair.
Total: 0,5
* Sexy Character
[ ] Your bust/package is...formidable.
[ ] You like making sexual innuendos.
[ ] You encourage trips to the beach, pool, or onsen (hot springs)
[ ] There are some sexual things that you are ignorant to or need explained to you.
[ ] You’re an expert cosplayer.
[ ] You like the taste of alcohol.
Total: 0
* Loli/Shota Character
[x] You like sweets or chocolate.
[x] You adore cute things and/or the word “kawaii”.
[/] You use Japanese suffixes like “-chan,” “-tan,” “-senpai,” etc... (-san, sometimes -tan) (usually "-chan". lol)
[/] You add unnecessary suffixes to the ends of your sentences, like “nyo,” “nyu,” “un,” etc..
[x] You are considered gullible or naive.
[ ] You have a tall/powerful friend who protects you.
Total : 4
Tsundere (Harsh Outside-Gentle Inside): 3,5
Yandere (Gentle Outside-Harsh Inside) : 1
Meganekko (Girl/Guy-with-Glasses Character) : 4.5
Tsukkomi (Angry Guy) : 2
Boke (Dumb Guy) : 5,5 . <~(terbukti kalo gw emang baka/ koplak lol)
Nadeshiko (Perfect Wife) : 0,5
Sexy Character : 0
Loli/Shota Character : 4
[/] You come off as sort of aloof to other people.
[x] In public, you intentionally refrain from showing much weakness
[x] You have a secret obsession with something cute.
[x] You pretend that you hate your crush even though you really love him/her.
[ ] You blush when people point out your sensitivities.
[ ] You blush when people tell sexual jokes.
Total: 3,5
* Yandere (Gentle Outside-Harsh Inside)
[ ] You’re very sweet and kind in public.
[ ] When romance becomes a topic of discussion, people say your personality changes drastically.
[/] You know some sort of martial art, swordplay, or otherwise
[/] You have a crush who you’d literally kill for.
[ ] You have a pet-peeve that makes you snap.
[ ] Schizophrenic? (<~ i dont understand this one =w=)
Total: 1
* Meganekko (Girl/Guy-with-Glasses Character)
[x] You have glasses.
[x] You are/can sometimes/always be clumsy, ditzy, or absent-minded.
[/] You are always very polite in your speech.
[x] You are fairly intelligent in some field.
[x] You take discipline seriously.
[ ] You have some sort of fetish for something.
Total: 4,5
* Tsukkomi (Angry Guy)
[x] You have friend(s) who often make dumb or embarrassing remarks.
[ ] You smack/beat up this friend in some way.
[ ] You do your best to maintain a calm facade, only to be thwarted by this friend.
[/] If you & your friend were a yin-yang, you’d be the “yin” (yin for the cold trait)
[/] You swear a lot.
[ ] You try to bring out the more serious side of your ridiculous friend.
Total: 2
* Boke (Dumb Guy)
[X] You often make silly or embarrassing comments.
[/] You like annoying the heck out of your best friend.
[x] You often get beaten up by your friend in some way, but you take it in good stride.
[x] If you & your friend were a yin-yang, you’d be the “yang”.
[x] You are normally very laid-back and carefree.
[x] You try to bring out the happier side of your angry friend.
Total: 5,5
* Nadeshiko (Perfect Wife)
[/] You are always, almost overly, polite.
[ ] You love traditional Japanese culture.
[ ] You often wear either a kimono, yukata (summer cotton kimono), or apron.
[ ] You’re an excellent cook.
[ ] You are hardly ever angry.
[ ] You have really long hair.
Total: 0,5
* Sexy Character
[ ] Your bust/package is...formidable.
[ ] You like making sexual innuendos.
[ ] You encourage trips to the beach, pool, or onsen (hot springs)
[ ] There are some sexual things that you are ignorant to or need explained to you.
[ ] You’re an expert cosplayer.
[ ] You like the taste of alcohol.
Total: 0
* Loli/Shota Character
[x] You like sweets or chocolate.
[x] You adore cute things and/or the word “kawaii”.
[/] You use Japanese suffixes like “-chan,” “-tan,” “-senpai,” etc... (-san, sometimes -tan) (usually "-chan". lol)
[/] You add unnecessary suffixes to the ends of your sentences, like “nyo,” “nyu,” “un,” etc..
[x] You are considered gullible or naive.
[ ] You have a tall/powerful friend who protects you.
Total : 4
Tsundere (Harsh Outside-Gentle Inside): 3,5
Yandere (Gentle Outside-Harsh Inside) : 1
Meganekko (Girl/Guy-with-Glasses Character) : 4.5
Tsukkomi (Angry Guy) : 2
Boke (Dumb Guy) : 5,5 . <~(terbukti kalo gw emang baka/ koplak lol)
Nadeshiko (Perfect Wife) : 0,5
Sexy Character : 0
Loli/Shota Character : 4
Minggu, 02 Januari 2011
stres T____T *OTL
taun baru masalah baru =x=
mati dah gw akhir" ini jadi keingetan dy terus ckck
takutnya gw suka sama dy lagi
aduaduu gimana neeeh =w=
gw lg bengong yg gw inget dy
gw lg maen kdg" dy muncul di otak gw
yaaampun T_____T
padahal masalahnya itu uda lama tpi masi keingetan juga ckck
adu monic jgn tolol lah =w=
gw gamau kalo sampe orgnya tau --
kalo dy tau, gw takutnya dy ngejauhin gw
trus nganggep gw ni cwe gatel, kyk jablay / ap lah =="
gw takut kalo dikata"in ama dy T____T
dtambah lagi skrg dy lg cuek ama gw gtu ==
selain itu kalo dy ga ngata"in gw, dy juga ga akan ladenin gw soal ini --a
lgian cewe yg derajat/ levelnya diatas gw masih banyak
mana mungkin dy milih gw yg kyk gini =____=
dan lagipula percuma juga ngarep ama dy
toh gw ud tau endingnya itu "cinta tak terbalas"
wkawkaowkaokwakowk
gw yakin bgt ujung"nya bakalan kyk gtu ckck
makanya gw cuma bisa pasrah aja nunggu ending"nya kyk gitu
gw sih pgennya gw bisa berhenti kpikiran dy terus
tapi kalo gw paksa takutnya gw makin suka ama dy T^T
tar lebih parah dari ini ==
aaaaaaaa gw masa kejadian yg sama keulang lg buat kdua kalinya? T______T
help me T^T
bisa gila gw lama" kyk gini terus ==
mati dah gw akhir" ini jadi keingetan dy terus ckck
takutnya gw suka sama dy lagi
aduaduu gimana neeeh =w=
gw lg bengong yg gw inget dy
gw lg maen kdg" dy muncul di otak gw
yaaampun T_____T
padahal masalahnya itu uda lama tpi masi keingetan juga ckck
adu monic jgn tolol lah =w=
gw gamau kalo sampe orgnya tau --
kalo dy tau, gw takutnya dy ngejauhin gw
trus nganggep gw ni cwe gatel, kyk jablay / ap lah =="
gw takut kalo dikata"in ama dy T____T
dtambah lagi skrg dy lg cuek ama gw gtu ==
selain itu kalo dy ga ngata"in gw, dy juga ga akan ladenin gw soal ini --a
lgian cewe yg derajat/ levelnya diatas gw masih banyak
mana mungkin dy milih gw yg kyk gini =____=
dan lagipula percuma juga ngarep ama dy
toh gw ud tau endingnya itu "cinta tak terbalas"
wkawkaowkaokwakowk
gw yakin bgt ujung"nya bakalan kyk gtu ckck
makanya gw cuma bisa pasrah aja nunggu ending"nya kyk gitu
gw sih pgennya gw bisa berhenti kpikiran dy terus
tapi kalo gw paksa takutnya gw makin suka ama dy T^T
tar lebih parah dari ini ==
aaaaaaaa gw masa kejadian yg sama keulang lg buat kdua kalinya? T______T
help me T^T
bisa gila gw lama" kyk gini terus ==
anything about december. 8D
iseng aja lah gw nulis drpd gaada kerjaan wkwk.
dsember kmaren bnyk kerjaan
padahal cuma liburan doang sma di awal"nya ada ulum wkwk -____-
ulum bikin gw stresss =___=
gara" tgl 28 nov gw ntn harpot jadi pas ulum b.ind ama TIK gw ga bisa -___-
ulum b.ind ama TIK pas tgl 29 ckck
nah terus pas bagi raport
di rumah sih gw ud punya feeling bakalan diomelin ama bonyok gara" nilai gw pada turun ckck. trus gw ngerasa rank gw yg tadinya 13 turun jadi 15/16 -__-
gw sih pasrah" ae lah, ujung"nya diomelin juga pasti ckck.
tau"ny gw pas ke skul buat ambil raport wali kls gw ngomong "selamat ya monic nilai kamu naik"
gw sih percaya ga percaya aj, ga nyangka bsa naik pdhl nilai" gw turun smua wkwk ==
katanya gw di rank 11 err... =___=
beda 8 nilai doang ama yg rank 10 --a *shit tanggung bgt*
nilai gw naek gara" ulum gw ckck
kan wktu bagi raport dbagiin tuh nilai" ulum ny
bner kan pas bagi raport b.ind ama TIK gw pada dpt 7-an. aduadu ==
gara" gw ntn harpot tuh mkanya dpt 7 ==
trus gw liad pljrn laen
mujizat ulum gw ga ada yg dpt 5 *bangga* AWKAWKAKWAKWAK
biasanya setiap kali ulum, mat ama ipa gw "langganan dpt 5" lol
hoki nih -____-
nah terus liburan di hum kerjaan gw ud kyk babi awkawakwak
tiap hr cuma makan maen tidur nonton gambar dll
pas libur kan gw maen FF12. wkwk
begooo bangeeet gw maen itu -___-
masa gw naekin attack terus, sampe attacknya ada yg 30, 23, 25 dll
tinggi" lah intinya ga seret" bgt damage ke musuh
eh begonya gw ga naekin defense -____-
attacknya ud sampe 30 dll, defensenya malah masih 5, 6 ==
ketauan nih gw ga bakat maen rpg ckck *lol*
pantes aj damage momon ke kita itu bisa 40an
kalo boss 100an lebih bahkan 200an
sedangkan max hpnya cuma 500an lebih ==
pantes ae gw modar mlu ckck
smpe game over malah wkaowkaokwaokawok
tolol bgt -____-
aaaaa bakabakabaka =3=
trus gw maen the sims 3 di lapie sppu gw pas thn baru lol
pengen bgt gw maen itu =3=
cuma abis ujian aj lah, skrg kalo ud masuk psti sibuk bgt -___-
sims 3 fiturnya ud kyk real life makanya gw dmen bgt
yg gw males maen sims3 sih pas char yg gw maenin itu mati
terus kluar grim reaper / malaikat pncabut nyawa yg suka bawa" sabit
serem itu -___-
gatau knp gw rada takut ama setan ckck ==
yg lucuny sih sims 3 kalo punya anak tu anaknya harus diajarin baca, tulis, dll
trus kalo abis pulang skolah tmenin bikin pr. wkokwokwokow lucu
katanya kalo ngga gitu anaknya ga gde" ckck
ud kyk real life bgt sumpah
trus kalo kerja bisa ke tempat kerjanya lol
aaaaaaaaaaa gw jadi pengen bgt maen sims 3 T^T
cma memorinya gde bgt 21 giga kalo ga salah ==
tobat dah gw lebih gde memorinya dari game online wkakakakak
nnti yg ada nge lag" gajelas -_____-
dsember kmaren bnyk kerjaan
padahal cuma liburan doang sma di awal"nya ada ulum wkwk -____-
ulum bikin gw stresss =___=
gara" tgl 28 nov gw ntn harpot jadi pas ulum b.ind ama TIK gw ga bisa -___-
ulum b.ind ama TIK pas tgl 29 ckck
nah terus pas bagi raport
di rumah sih gw ud punya feeling bakalan diomelin ama bonyok gara" nilai gw pada turun ckck. trus gw ngerasa rank gw yg tadinya 13 turun jadi 15/16 -__-
gw sih pasrah" ae lah, ujung"nya diomelin juga pasti ckck.
tau"ny gw pas ke skul buat ambil raport wali kls gw ngomong "selamat ya monic nilai kamu naik"
gw sih percaya ga percaya aj, ga nyangka bsa naik pdhl nilai" gw turun smua wkwk ==
katanya gw di rank 11 err... =___=
beda 8 nilai doang ama yg rank 10 --a *shit tanggung bgt*
nilai gw naek gara" ulum gw ckck
kan wktu bagi raport dbagiin tuh nilai" ulum ny
bner kan pas bagi raport b.ind ama TIK gw pada dpt 7-an. aduadu ==
gara" gw ntn harpot tuh mkanya dpt 7 ==
trus gw liad pljrn laen
mujizat ulum gw ga ada yg dpt 5 *bangga* AWKAWKAKWAKWAK
biasanya setiap kali ulum, mat ama ipa gw "langganan dpt 5" lol
hoki nih -____-
nah terus liburan di hum kerjaan gw ud kyk babi awkawakwak
tiap hr cuma makan maen tidur nonton gambar dll
pas libur kan gw maen FF12. wkwk
begooo bangeeet gw maen itu -___-
masa gw naekin attack terus, sampe attacknya ada yg 30, 23, 25 dll
tinggi" lah intinya ga seret" bgt damage ke musuh
eh begonya gw ga naekin defense -____-
attacknya ud sampe 30 dll, defensenya malah masih 5, 6 ==
ketauan nih gw ga bakat maen rpg ckck *lol*
pantes aj damage momon ke kita itu bisa 40an
kalo boss 100an lebih bahkan 200an
sedangkan max hpnya cuma 500an lebih ==
pantes ae gw modar mlu ckck
smpe game over malah wkaowkaokwaokawok
tolol bgt -____-
aaaaa bakabakabaka =3=
trus gw maen the sims 3 di lapie sppu gw pas thn baru lol
pengen bgt gw maen itu =3=
cuma abis ujian aj lah, skrg kalo ud masuk psti sibuk bgt -___-
sims 3 fiturnya ud kyk real life makanya gw dmen bgt
yg gw males maen sims3 sih pas char yg gw maenin itu mati
terus kluar grim reaper / malaikat pncabut nyawa yg suka bawa" sabit
serem itu -___-
gatau knp gw rada takut ama setan ckck ==
yg lucuny sih sims 3 kalo punya anak tu anaknya harus diajarin baca, tulis, dll
trus kalo abis pulang skolah tmenin bikin pr. wkokwokwokow lucu
katanya kalo ngga gitu anaknya ga gde" ckck
ud kyk real life bgt sumpah
trus kalo kerja bisa ke tempat kerjanya lol
aaaaaaaaaaa gw jadi pengen bgt maen sims 3 T^T
cma memorinya gde bgt 21 giga kalo ga salah ==
tobat dah gw lebih gde memorinya dari game online wkakakakak
nnti yg ada nge lag" gajelas -_____-
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